THINGS TO DO DURING THE ASUU STRIKE

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So let’s move on to the soft life you’ve subscribed for shall we?
So as a very considerate human that I am, I have come to give a list of things you can do during the 8 weeks asuu strike since cultist no suppose dey wash plate or grind pepper.

You can’t because of ONE COPY CAT GOD OF THUNDER put your life on a hold abi ?


1. MOVE CLOSER TO GOD: This is a time to move closer to God, maybe your sins are the cause of Nigeria’s problem, just saying.
Thankfully easter and the Ramadan are will be within same time frame.
This is also the time to pray for your unreleased results, project supervisor and turn a new leaf. Yes, your hairline can use a little prayer


2. IF YOU ARE A FINALIST OR SEMI FINALIST this is the time for you to say yes to that alhaji or chief, I mean who knows if it’s just going to be more than two months and for what it’s worth if your school should resume before then, just run back to school with the bride price and use it to pay for your final year week.


3. UNILORITES SHOULD THINK OF A SLOGAN THAT ACTUALLY SUITS THEM: this is the time for unilorites to wear their thinking caps and crocs so they can brainstorm a suitable SLOGAN FOR their school. You can’t be claiming better by far and sitting at home.


4. CHANNEL YOUR HOE PHASE INTO SOMETHING THAT WILL INCREASE NIGERIA GDP: maybe with that you might be able to pay asuu part of their money.

5. APPLY TO A SCHOOL OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY: I mean if you know book applying for scholarships is enough and if schools have been giving you a low blows

6. START SALES GIRL WORK: which I feel I need personally now.


7. LEARN A SKILL AND BE COOL: So what if your CGPA can’t flash MTN to MTN, at least you have a skill.


8. RETHINK DROPPING OUT COMPLETELY: You already know that your current CGPA need more than energy drink and prayers why not just rethink starting again.

Till next time, I hope you subscribe and continue reading….

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One response to “THINGS TO DO DURING THE ASUU STRIKE”

  1. Lol
    Love this!
    Totally worth my time

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