BlushwithAdeola

It has been brought to our notice that Nigerian JOB SEEKERS are the top boys in the lying hierarchy, I mean after the Devil, Yoruba 👿 Prove us wrong and grade yourself in the comment section
1-3= Innocent
4-6= Interning liar
7-9= Assistant Chief lying officer
>9= Chief lying officer

1. PROVEN ABILITY TO WORK UNDER PRESSURE”

2. “I LOVE CHALLENGES”: Aisha, you could have specified that it’s TikTok challenges.. At least we would have known

3. LIED ABOUT YOUR AGE: Lukman a family man with 3 kids in the university but he is “Gen Z”

4. “I PLAN TO GROW WITH THE COMPANY”

5. “I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK WITH THE COMPANY”: You that just saw the advert last week 😂…

6. “I PAY STRONG ATTENTION TO DETAILS”: But in your Cover letter we helped you correct your “Dear madman” to “Dear madam”

7. “MONEY IS NOT MY MOTIVATION”: Okay so can we be giving you transport money and you will be working for free?

8. HOBBIES : Stop lying the only thing you read is tweets and our blog 😏… keep it up though

At the point we strongly recommend that HRs’ and Hiring managers should bring Ogun or maybe Sango to interviews or maybe a blood covenant will suffice 🙂

Is there any thing we didn’t include 🧐? … Make sure to comment below 💖💖. Happy Monday