BlushwithAdeola

You can’t even say we haven’t been helpful to you I mean just look at us here again giving you the talking stage past question you have been looking for. I mean how can someone be so generous? I have taken knowledge from all books about talking stages and I will be helping you by summarizing all that I have learnt.  So we can skip all the favorite color part to more pressing topics of discussion.

1. HOW IS YOUR WIFE AND KIDS: Ask casually, who knows what the response might be, 2% of them will tell you the truth, the remaining 98% will either laugh it off or be offended. I promise you, the fact that they are offended by the question dosen’t mean they are not married. But look both of you are frauds cause you are asking to clear your mind so you can be found blameless.. You asked so when the day comes you can use it as a reference point.

2. BLOOD COVENANT: Just go straight and buy a pack of Tiger Blades, so they won’t waste your time and end up running away again. This time use a little bit of Sango, I heard thunder hits differently

3. ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED ANYTIME SOON: We can’t afford to let anyone waste your time, just go straight to the point and ask them if they will be getting married soon. Who knows, you might see their IV with a name that is not yours on it the next weekend. We don’t have the strength to help you drag anyone on Twitter yet, we are focused on saving Nigeria

4. DO YOU HAVE A CRAZY EX? : We don’t have transport money to come and visit you in the hospital after a fight, more over milk is expensive.

5. DO YOU DIP YOUR BREAD IN YOUR TEA: A positive response will mean they have lied about their age.

6. HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR PVC: This question is the king question. A negative answer will mean that they don’t want the progress of the country and that means, they indirectly do not want you to progress..

SO GET YOUR PVC TODAY!!!

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