SIGNS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND IS FOR ALL OF US

We know that discovering if your partner is general marketplace is beyond looks, so we have given you a list you can check if your partner if you suspect that they are misbehaving and diversifying affection. If he ticks more than 6 it’s time for you to totally leave him in the street or you can become an outsider too and enjoy the streets.

We are not responsible for any decision you make we just want what’s best for you.

1. HE/SHE IS A SNAPCHAT INFLUENCER: We wouldn’t like to go into proper details, like telling you what a fans only page means and why your boyfriend is subscribed to more than 5. Save your voice box the stress, Not like they will come into the open on the reason why they are on 7 different Snapchat channels. They might even accuse you of being inconsiderate and maybe not seeing that digital marketing is a THING.

We have warned

2. IF THEY HAVE A BESTFRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: We are just protecting you here. How will your partner pick a bestie that is not you ? Well we know why, cos they don’t like you. Your suspicions should rise like ijebu gari if they have a best friend that is an opposite sex. It’s more or less a situationship. They are only pretending so that you don’t catch them, help your self with this information

Your partner and their bestie right now

3. IF THEY HAVE CAR ISSUES MORE THAN 4 TIMES IN A WEEK: Even if you’re are traveling from Borno to Lagos everyday it is not normal for a car to be having issues for up to three times a week. If the mechanic keeps calling every week just know it’s one of us from the streets. Maybe the engine being serviced is not in the car but in the owner.

4. IF THEY DON’’T LIKE YOUR FRIENDS: When they don’t like your friends it means they believe you  are not smart enough and your friends are smarter and will definitely discover they are cheating. So they will do anything to make you leave those good friends of yours.  Trust me they will even tell you not to read this blog post cos they know we will tell you. We are your friends.

5. IF THEY LIKE YOUR FRIENDS: Liking your friends means that they have alterior motive. We won’t want you to discover without us being the first to tell you. Why should they even look at your friends and laugh, it’s the most suspicious thing and we are just looking out for you.

6. IF THEY AVOID QUESTIONS: they might even avoid answering what their name is so they don’t tell you about their street encounter. Just start packing your load to join us in the street, you have a full block of supporters when you join us in the street.

7.WHEN THEY DON’T POST YOU: Yes, anybody that likes you will want to show you off… He will lie to you, he doesn’t like public relationship, let us tell you it’s a lie oo. Your relationship is a secret cult

8. WHEN THEY POST YOU TOO MUCH: Too much posting means that you are the only viewing it or they told people that you guys are siblings. What’s worse, they might have told people that you begged them to.. save yourself and join the street

9. IF THEY CAN’T GIVE YOU THIER PHONES 🙂

Lord Breakfast sharing the breakfast to all

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One response to “SIGNS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND IS FOR ALL OF US”

  1. 🥰🥰😌 thank you for sharing baby

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