BlushwithAdeola

I hate to see you comment that you are broke, like who does that. We hate to imagine that you are one breath away from doing bambiala. We love to see you enjoy your soft life and so it is our duty to help you fight the evil sapa spirit with money making tips ☺️

1. BEG GOD TO HELP YOU: Your life will never be the same if you have the backing of God. We are sure that if you ask God the father he will give , so trust me making money is simple if you can literally burn the night candle and pray.

2. GET A SUGAR PARENT: I will quote directly from the words of our sugar baby icon ‘BOBRISKY: “GOOD GIRL NO DEY PAY”’. Yes, enjoy your life by Illegally adopting a sugar parent that can parent you and you in turn supply him/her with regular sugar. From “Fats and figos“, we learnt that few foot rubs and back massage is will do, these people don’t like the Spa. Well, we can’t be responsible for the outcome. Whatever you do with this information is sincerely not our business.

3. SELL MEDCINE INSIDE BUS: Be that sketchy looking salesman and sell bacillus medication that cures protists, fungus and even viral infection. Sell an ALL IN ONE drug and spend the money to buy paracetamol in the clinic afterwards for the headache you get from shouting. May the odds be in your favour.

4. OPEN A BURNER ACCOUNT ON TWITTER AND BEG: Yes, we know you can’t be lining up under a 2k giveaway tweet with your 10k twitter followers. To avoid being dragged, open a burner account and beg till your joy is full 😊

5. DO WHOCUP: At least in this, two things are promised, your money and premium orgasm.  You might need to work harder for your money sha, but premium orgasm is guaranteed.

5. HUNT AND TRACK DOWN A TECH BRO/SIS: Coding is not necessary, I mean all you need to do is beat the face and get your tech bro/sis. Mind you, you need to be smart too, they don’t like to roll with olodo, if you want to chill with the big boys, be a fake life big boy/girl.

6. GO FOR EATING COMPETITION: we know that you are a naturally hungry fellow, so help yourself, eat away. Even if you don’t win at least you get to eat. Making money is important but food is importanter. If you don’t win, cry a little and pack the remnants of your food and your fellow losers home. Warm it for 1 week, it’s a win win situation

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